I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm really busy with my period
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