Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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