no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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