i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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