if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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