its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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