Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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