Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Do plants get herpes?
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