just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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