How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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