haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I don't think brook has ever known best
only you would photoshop your dick
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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