It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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