I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
This is classic penis vs brain.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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