Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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