Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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