i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I wish there were birth control emojis
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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