hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
he high fived his dick after we had sex
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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