not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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