her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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