The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
