i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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