you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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