So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
tell me about the fingering
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