Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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