Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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