if you like me you must not know who I am
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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