haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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