This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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