and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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