I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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