What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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