Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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