there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
he's single and there are thong briefs.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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