I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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