i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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