is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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