I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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