how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
how do flat chested girls get laid?
should my penis look like a turkey
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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