did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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