shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
