You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
