I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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