I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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