He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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