I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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