I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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