When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Randomize
