you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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