What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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