Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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