maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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