Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
