So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
