But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Randomize