Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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