Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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