careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
we're so committed to being not committed
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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